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One for the who-gives-a-shit pile? Or perhaps the tiny violin division? The New York Post reports:
Aerosmith’s “Global Warming” tour is in chaos, with sources exclusively telling Page Six that the band members are “barely speaking to each other.”
A source told us, “The band isn’t really talking. Aerosmith’s record came in fifth after Taylor Swift [“Red”], ‘Now That’s What I Call Music: Volume 44,’ Rod Stewart’s ‘Merry Christmas, Baby’ and Ne-Yo’s new release [“R.E.D.”]. Pretty bad for their first release in a decade. No dates on the current tour are sold out. Meanwhile, LaPolt is doing a reality-show pilot instead of focusing on Tyler’s career, and his career needs help.”
Yes, poor, poor Steven. BUT WHAT ABOUT TOM HAMILTON? Nobody seems to care about how he feels.


