Beliebers! It’s not worth becoming a snowcicle on the unforgiving streets of Midtown in order to see Justin Bieber on Saturday Night Live tomorrow night. There are so many other things you can do in the fair city of New York, like drinking whiskey and cocoa from a thermos in Central Park, trying to touch cops’ guns, or counting the dead cats on the sidewalks of Bushwick, or staying in your hotel and watching House of Cards in a binge session. Most importantly: the seats at this particular taping are likely all going to children far better-looking and several Blackberry P‘9981s more connected than you. That is all.

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