Alt metal’s answer to Francis Coppola, Maynard James Keenan – Tool and A Perfect Circle frontman, stop motion animation enthusiast, winemaker, producer – adds ‘blogger’ to his hyphenate chain next week. He will pen a bimonthly column for the Phoenix New Times blog, where who knows what wacky rants Maynard will come up with. Says Phoenix New Times:

In typical Maynard James Keenan fashion, the column will feature his freewheeling examinations on whatever he feels like writing about, including music, wine, and…well, you’ll see.

Can’t wait until next week? Here’s some more Maynard for your weekend:

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