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December 19, 2008

Dame Judi Dench Dating Female DJ: 'They're definitely into each other'...

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LOS ANGELES—Hollywood’s paparazzi and celebrity gossip-hounds were abuzz with excitement this year, when notorious party girl and multiple-BAFTA-award-winning actress Dame Judi Dench, 74, entered into a lesbian love affair with a popular nightclub disc jockey.

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Dench, a knighted member of the British Empire and notorious tabloid trash.

Though Dench had never made her sexual preference public, most assumed her to be heterosexual, since she has been romantically linked to such hunky actors as her late husband, Michael Williams. But she shocked the media when photos emerged in early July showing the classically trained Dench and a 32-year-old female DJ canoodling in L.A. hotspot Chateau Marmont. The Royal Shakespeare Company veteran and tabloid favorite was soon swarmed by paparazzi, who also published images of Dench drunkenly making out with her gaunt-looking, bleached-blonde lover in the alley behind D.C.‘s most elite club, the Lotus Range.


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#1 thirteenburn says:

And this is a story why?

#2 Stony says:

I wonder if the carpet... matches the pubes?

#3 Rozario says:

This story is from THE ONION. It's a parody of Lindsay Lohan and her ladyfriend.

#4 2RealEstateMidgets says:

I'd hit it.

#5 Ugly T says:

It's a joke. It's from The Onion (A well known US satirical news source). They're parodying the Lindsay Lohan / Samantha Ronsen stories of a few months ago. A bit misleading of The Daily Swarm to publish the story without any mention of the fact that it's completely untrue.
Possibly libelous I'd say?

#6 james says:

not true


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