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Don Decker, Singer for Anal Blast, 'the most stupid band in the world', Dies at 41...
Don Decker, legendary lead singer and songwriter of ANAL BLAST and longtime Midwest promoter, died today (Sunday, October 11) at 2:17 a.m. According to his friends, the passing was “peaceful.” He was 41 years old.
The cause of death has not been made public, but Decker reportedly received a liver transplant last year.
Decker will be remembered for his uncompromising adoration of heavy metal, his promotion business in Minnesota, which almost single-handedly jumpstarted the Minnesota metal scene, and his violently obscene lyrics for the group ANAL BLAST — which he said was “the most stupid band in the world.”
Anal Blast at Ye Olde Town Inn, with some characteristic awkwardness/misplaced anger towards women before the song:
And, to really paint the portrait, a portion of an interview. From Teufel’s Tomb:
I’ve heard that at last year’s Milwaukee Metal Fest you somehow managed to talk a porn starlet into, shall we say… pleasuring herself with your microphone. What did you tell her to talk her into doing that?
Well Teufel, actually the porn star kept it PG rated, it was Bridget from Orgy With Pigs, who fucked the mic in Milwaukee, and she did it in front of what is presumed to be 2000 plus on lookers. I poured beer down the nape of her fat ass, and tried to shove the mic in myself, then gave it to Britney O’Connell, who didn’t seem to want to penetrate her…
And so on. Metal!
