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May 19, 2008

Gene Simmons running prostitution essay contest to promote new book...

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Enter to win a personalized voice mail greeting from Gene Simmons and a ton of Gene Simmons swag. In 200 words or less, tell us why Ladies of the Night are good or bad and why. Contest to run from May 6th through June 8th, 2008


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4 Comments

#1 SickOfThisDoosh says:

Am i the only human who can no longer put up with this pervy, egocentric dooshbag? Please go away, you are no longer relevant.

#2 break out the liesure suit says:

Gene...you used to be almost dangerous in a sort of monster movie way...now you are a sad old man who is not nearly as hot as you wish you were...Embrace your inner dirty old man and break out the pink golf slacks, white patent leather belt, madras shirt and 25 more gold chains. Viagra will keep you rocking until you're 85...but instead of saying "that's cool/scary" the kids will say, "that's just plain uncool scary"...as in...I hate rock and roll if that's what old rockers turn into. Perhaps you could follow a Brian May or Phil Lesh model of aging stardom to redeem yourself...

#3 AuntieM says:

It is "douchebag".

#4 Dfactor says:

This is Rock & Roll, peapole! Spelling and grammar ain't important in deze parts!


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