Turn-of-the-millennium British boy band 5ive are really making the most of their second chance at fame. 5iver Abz says he “could have been the male Lady Gaga” if he hadn’t have been dropped from a management deal by Simon Cowell. Via Gigwise:
“I was gutted,” Abz said, according to The Sun. “I would’ve been the male Lady Gaga with him.”
He also added, “I thought I was going to die at 25. I was all over the place, living in squats with junkies injecting drugs. I never took heroin, though.”
No, Abz, you wouldn’t have. Because she’s talented and you’re crap.
Also, Diamond Rings is the male Lady Gaga.