Fuck a map, this is serious. A persnickety classical music professor dropped a knowledge bomb on Apple the other day, regarding the naming of their alert tones. It looked like this:

This seems like the sort of quirky thing that Apple may actually pay attention to and fix, since it doesn’t rise to the level of corporate embarrassment – just a cute little bit of erudition.

Naturally, this came to us via Reddit, whose comment section on the post generated a couple gems as well:

Also, the one called “tri-tone” is nothing of the sort.

Ironically “Typewriters” is a minuet, but it in turn is unlikely to have been written using typewriters.

Apple should be ashamed of itself. For shame.

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