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For example, he calls 'off’ buttons 'Aerosmith’ buttons:

I have this button called the off button or the mute button that I call the Aerosmith button on all my stereos.

Why, because Aerosmith, Mötley Crüe rules:

I love Mötley Crüe, because they’re fucking 10 times the band that Aerosmith is.

How time doesn’t heal all wounds:

That band hasn’t done anything since the ’70s. And in the ’70s, which was their most redeeming era, they still fucking sucked.

And on it goes!




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