Naturally, we attempted to run this thing through Google Translate, but the first paragraph read exactly as:

If someone founded a music publishing company whose name stands for a whole genre of music when Japanese colleagues reverently before he designed mixer bow and if now one in three pop song felt on the radio on his brilliant sound ideas based, then you can these people with Law described as unique.

So yeah, we’ll leave it in the original German, over at Spiegel Online.

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