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November 10, 2008

McSweeney's: 50 years of popular songs put into single sentences...

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The Beatles, “I Want to Hold Your Hand”

I want to do it with you.

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Marvin Gaye, “Let’s Get It On”

I want to do it with you.

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Led Zeppelin, “Whole Lotta Love”

I want to do it with you.

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James Blunt, “You’re Beautiful”

I want to do it with you.

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Sir Mix-a-Lot, “Baby Got Back”

I want to do it.

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Elvis Presley, “Hound Dog”

You’re doing it with everyone.

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R. Kelly, “I Believe I Can Fly”

I believe I want to do it with you.

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Patsy Cline, “Crazy”

I want to do it with you so much I’m going fucking nuts.

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Frank Sinatra, “Strangers in the Night”

I’m drunk and I want to do it with you.

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The White Stripes, “My Doorbell”

Using metaphor, I want to do it with you.

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Little Richard, “Good Golly Miss Molly”

I’m doing it with Miss Molly, and she’s totally into it.



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