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April 27, 2009

NSFW... Making Love In An Alt Bathroom... Indie Blog Label Dim Mak Does Porn...

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This is seriously NOT SUITABLE FOR WORK. In fact, it’s straight-up hardcore pornography.

Dutifully reported by popular alt-criticism blog Hipster Runoff, here we find the Dim Mak Records offices, or an impressively set-designed stand-in, serving as the setting for some good ol’ indie-alt porn. Watch the Hamburgler-dressed lady try to steal CDs as the German electro rocker teaches her a lesson we all hope to forget sometime soon.

Hipster Runoff:

Yalll…. s00 confused. Is the record industry dying? Do rcrdlbls start having to ‘do porn’ now?
Should I rent out my apartment as a ‘place where ppl can be filmed having sex’?
Should I buy a Dim Mak t-shirt so that I can get a tugjob?
Should I be a Dim Mak intern so that I can send out meaningful email blasts, organize events, and coordinate good times for altPorn 2 be shot in our facilities?
Do yall like porn with alternative story lines, or do u just want 2 see ppl ‘cumming’ on 1another?
Feel sad that I am ‘more excited’ about Dim Mak porn than Dim Mak music.
Wonder if this is some sort of ‘viral marketing’ to ’seem edgy’ and ‘get people who jerk off 2 internet porn 2 buy Dim Mak products’ or something.


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#1 Ctm5tr says:

I think I can see some Hipster Runoff there rolling down her inner thigh...

#2 Adam says:

This obviously was thought up during one of Steve Aoki's coke fueled benders.

#3 a says:

and the acting is not even ironically terrible. it's just straight up bad, even for porn.

#4 kenny says:

Just when I thought the Aoki/ Dim Mak's couldn't get any stupider. Isn't their 15 minutes up yet?

#5 McDreamy says:

A similar thing happened to me when I delivered pizzas to Capitol Records, except there were two newly hired receptionists, one Swedish and the other Aisan. Also, a pregnant little person videotaped the whole thing, so I have proof. Read all about it in next month's issue of Penthouse Forum.

#6 h8n on H8rs says:

Yeah, that's why I watch porn. For the acting.

#7 Shenelle says:

Hey everyone. I'm hoping to meet new friends here so drop me a note when you
get a chance.

I hope to make some quality posts soon but first I have to look around the forum and
familiarize myself with everyone and the forum.

Bye for now. lol

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