That’s right, R. Kelly is headlining Pitchfork Fest 2013. The possibilities for a live rendo of Trapped In the Closet and/or a Bjork duet may be (is) worth the cost of being shoved up against all that infuriating youth (for once)...

Also headlining is Belle and Sebastian, which is great and fine and everything. The hipsters will announce this year’s full schedule “over the coming weeks,” according to a press release.

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