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Chicago Sun Times – The Kelly Chronicles:
In between questioning sessions for potential jurors this morning, assistant state’s attorney Robert Heilingoetter complained about an unpleasant smell coming from the adjoining men’s room.
“You need a lime disk in there… or Febreze,” Heilingoetter said.
People on the east side of the room, including the judge, didn’t smell anything. But people on the west side of the room, where Kelly is sitting, could. Defense lawyer Marc Martin said it smelled like… a word that rhymes with ‘kiss.’
Judge Gaughan asked the sheriff’s deputies to handle it, and a few moments later one returned with a can of Lysol and sprayed.
Meanwhile, potential jurors are being asked if they would be put off by video images of urination that appear in the videotape for which Kelly faces criminal charges.
Kelly is accused of, among other things, urinating on the allegedly underage girl who appears in the sex video. On Monday, a urine smell polluted the air of the jury room where juror interviews are taking place. On Tuesday, the theme whizzed by again.
A black man with an extensive rap sheet came into the back room to be interviewed Judge Vincent Gaughan and the lawyers on the case. Gaughan noted that among the man’s ten arrests was a bust for public indecency and lewd exposure. “I take prescriptions, and I was urinating in an alley,” the man explained.

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WTF?!?
Whatever.
This excrement covered scumbag should be savagely, and without mercy, beaten before being thrown into general population and let it be known for those who may not have outside news available to them, that he's a pedophile, as we all know what happens to excrement covered pedophile scumbags in prison.
And what's with the "allegedly underage" bullshit? It's been proven that she is indeed, underage so drop the cutesy crap and call it what it is.
laughing so hard i'm pissing my pants!!!
drip, drip, drip
Don't miss the fantastic courtroom drama of R. Kelly having sex with and peeing on underage girls! With real pee smell!!!
Rollin round, sittin on dubs.
Countin the urs,
Was high on shrubs.
Coolin in my Escalade.
Man I'm paid, I got it made!
Take me to your special place.
Close your eyes,
Show me your face.
I'm gonna piss on it!
Haters wanna hate,
Lovers wanna love.
I don't even want none of the above.
I want to piss on you!
Yes I do. I'll piss on you;
I'll pee on you.
Now your body, your body
Is a Porta-Potty.
And my pee I'd kick;
Like it know's karate. (knows karate)
And you'll never feel quite the same
Once u take a whiff of my Hershey stains.
I want to poop on u too.
I want to pee in your food.
Only thing that make my life complete
Is when I turn your face into a toilet seat.
I'm gonna piss on you!
Haters wanna hate,
Lovers wanna love.
I don't even want none of the above.
I want to piss on you!
Yes I do. I'll piss on you;
I'll pee on you.
Before we start, I'm gonna fart. I'm gonna fart on you.
Haters wanna hate,
Lovers wanna love.
I don't even want none of the above.
I want to piss on you!
Yes I do. I'll piss on you;
I'll pee on you.