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Yeah, April Fool’s was last week, but this is pretty great:
“Let’s be honest, it’s as close to the real thing as anyone without family on the inside is ever likely to get,” confides Kevin Kelleher, Chief Financial Officer and Executive Vice President of Sony BMG. “But things on our side of the fence aren’t always pretty. So whether you’re paying off DJs under the table for additional radio play, faking your own artists’ album reviews, or simply determining what private information you want the spyware on their CDs to collect for you… we guarantee that you’ll be able to experience all the pleasure, satisfaction and unaccountability of being a real-life Sony BMG executive.”
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i hate the record industry... hope torrents kill it...
You could buy SonyBMG for $349 if you wait until January.
This is a fake, if this was real you'd end up losing thousands of dollars not just $349.
Absolutely brilliant. Clearly a social commentary on Sony's "untouchable" status and general unaccountability. And this parody links to genuine articles about actual crimes Sony commits year after year. This is how parody should be done. They even started pasting actual reactions to the article from around the web at the end of it. Classic.
We hate you too Francis
Does it come with a clip-on ponytail and harmless snorting powder for extra-realism ?
this game would require a very good return policy, because after all, it would take very long for it to finish!
RE: therecordindustry
you had me worried man, at least I won't have you around me bumming for loose change anymore...
I played this game for two years of my life. the one thing missing from this version is a piece of poop to put on your nose for all the ass kissing sessions and a set of dooshbags to represent everyone you work with
does is come with a severance package add on?
My desk looks NOTHING like that. So lame.
I can be a Sony/BMG exec! as my first course of action..(picks up a shotgun and points it to his head) BLAMMO!!!!