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News of the World:

THE music world was In Bloom-in’ shock last night after hearing that the ashes of grunge god KURT COBAIN have been PINCHED!

I can also reveal that the wife of the NIRVANA legend, COURTNEY LOVE, is said to be “suicidal” after finding Kurt’s remains missing from her Hollywood home.

She had kept the singer’s ashes in a pink teddy-bear-shaped bag along with a lock of his hair.

But a couple of weeks ago, she was horrified to discover them gone, along with thousands of pounds worth of clothes and jewellery.

Courtney said: “I can’t believe anyone would take Kurt’s ashes from me.

“I find it disgusting and right now I’m suicidal.

“If I don’t get them back I don’t know what I’ll do.” The sad news will sicken the millions of Cobain and Nirvana fans worldwide.

EARLIER:

Kurt Cobain robbed of $72 million… identity thieves loot Francis Bean’s trust fund… Courtney knew in 2003 but was too strung out to stop it…

Exclusive: Kurt Cobain Converse custom Chucks coming…

Tasteless!


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5 Comments

#1 tirakia says:

To the thieves; Please hold those ashes until Courtney makes good on her threat. Thank you.

#2 thelink says:

i just wanted to give the toy to my niece for her birthday. its so cute and pink.

#3 Keith Richards says:

Sorry, I was jonesing.

#4 mr rogers says:

are you sure she didn't snort it?

#5 Klint says:

Not kept in a heart-shaped box, huh?


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