First things first. If you’re unacquainted with this Auto-Tuned nugget of gold, take a watch:
At issue here is, basically, that Clegg promised not to raise tuition fees in the U.K., but had to anyways. Which is a bummer, naturally. But there’s always a silver lining to be found – it’s just not usually so damn shiny. The Stool Pigeon explains:
A spoof song based on Deputy PM Nick Clegg’s grovelling apology over the Lib Dem party’s broken pledge not to raise tuition fees will be released as a charity single.
Clegg’s given it his blessing, which means he’s a real gem. Sorta.