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Danny Wylde and Chad Alva, two “talented slingers of penis” according to Fleshbot, have released a record together. Their band’s name is Chiildren (don’t read “chilidren” like I did the first time) and the record is titled The Other People. They describe the music as “synthetic metal,” which seems to mean an approximation of post-hardcore if it had been hermetically sealed some years ago. To paint the picture, some images from their inaugural music video:

– Shaking and hitting severed pig’s head on a chain and hook
– Armless girl playing drums with her head… a lot…
– Taking off Sunn O))) robes to display adequately worked-out porn star bodies
– Roasting previously mentioned pig head on a grill
– Playing Fisher-Price baby guitars
– Beating up the armless girl who was their drummer
– Yellin’

If that sounds like your cup of tea, and you like your frustratingly competent-yet-still-horrible, breakdown-yell-quiet-fade music to have an interesting back story well… fire up the chili.




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