I mean… Fuse:
Do you think you’ve had a terrible concertgoing experience recently? Well, you’ve got nothing on the woman who was impregnated in a bathroom at a Megadeth/Motorhead show at the Aragon Ballroom in Chicago and took to Craigslist’s Missed Connections section to find the father…
“Me: Blue hair, silver tube top, fishnets, Knee high black biker boots.
You: Red mohawk, black pentagram gauges, viper piercings.
I was grinding on you in the pit, then we went to the bathroom, and got f***ed up. You had a nice c**k and I was wasted so I let [you] raw dog it in the stall. You were really good and you had to gag me so I would make too much noise.
Anyway I’m pregnant. It’s yours. contact me if you want to be part of your child’s life.”