… but here’s one anyways. From NME:

Black Eyed Peas’ single ‘My Humps’ has been voted as the dance track with the worst lyrics of all time in a new poll.

The poll, which has been carried out by Global Gathering, asked voters to choose the track with “the most ridiculous” lyrics and the ‘Elephunk’ band, who are currently on hiatus, won the poll with 22 per cent of the vote.

Click Here