The Swarm

May 16, 2011

Christian Nightmares Presents: Five Songs To Get You Rapture Ready...

Christian Nightmares


Welcome to Rapture Week 2011! As everyone knows by now, Saturday, May 21 is the beginning of the end of the world. That’s right, this weekend all the Born Again Christians will be whisked up into Heaven to be with Jesus, while the rest of us have five months to party it up before God finally destroys the world on October 21, 2011. It’s a fact. Harold Camping said so.

If you’re on the winning team, maybe you’ll share the joy expressed in the video below for ‘Love Like Lightning.’ If not, ‘Great Awakening’ should scare you straight into the Savior’s arms. The rest speak for themselves. Get watching—the end is near!

P.S…for those Left Behind, I’ll be throwing a bash at Benny Hinn’s abandoned mansion this Sunday—hookers, blow, you name it. See you there.

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‘Love Like Lightning’: A midriff-baring Christian man in an ‘Aloha’ t-shirt stars in this trippy, high-tech music video about God and the Rapture




‘Great Awakening’: If Hell is anything like this Christian rap, then we all need to get Saved right away




The Oak Ridge Boys perform the Rapture classic ‘I Wish We’d All Been Ready’




A Christian man resembling a referee sings ‘I’ll See You in the Rapture’




‘I’m Going Home’: An incredibly chaotic, potentially seizure-inducing song about leaving Earth to finally be with Jesus





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