The Swarm

May 31, 2011

Christian Nightmares Presents: Six Songs About Satan, To Encourage Your Fear...

Christian Nightmares


So Harold Camping’s rapture prophecy may have been a bust, but if you think it’s safe to let your guard down, think again. As many Christians would tell you, Satan lurks around every corner, always scheming to lead you astray and to claim your mind and soul. Lest you forget, please let the songs below serve as a reminder.

Beelzebub works in mysterious ways. In the following video for ‘Fight!’ he tricks an unsuspecting Jesus lover into mixing heavy metal with autotune. As if that wasn’t crafty enough, the Dark Lord also convinces a young Christian cowgirl that she’s adorable. But take heart: Apparently all it takes to send the devil packing is some feisty piano playing by a Betty White lookalike delivered from a snazzy suburban parlor.

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Fight! A goateed Christian man delivers an auto-tuned heavy metal song about battling Satan




A lil’ Christian cowgirl sings ‘If Satan Turned His Heart’




‘The Tempter’s Last Song’: An excruciatingly awkward Christian rock opera about Satan tempting Jesus in the desert




A Betty White lookalike tickles the ivories in this rockin’ rendition of ‘The Devil’s in the Phone Booth Dialing 911’




Christian death metal band Impending Doom perform ‘My Nemesis’ (Satan, of course…) from their album Nailed.Dead.Risen. 



A high tech Christian video interpretation of the Mavis Staples song ‘There’s a Devil on the Loose’





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