The Daily Swarm

In between being licked like a lollipop, two pills, six blunts, and making the hip-hop album of the year, Weezy waxes sage-like on the latest sport peregrinations with his own ESPN sports blog. The highlights of his trenchant Thanksgiving sports post include:

Weezy on the NFL‘s Cowboys and Saints game:

”…both defenses completely suck.”

Weezy on NFL‘s ne’er-do-well Pacman Jones:

“I’d kick him out. They keep giving him chances and he keeps messing up….You have to be smart about the company you keep. I should know. But sometimes it’s not just friends—it’s family members who are into bad stuff who bring you down. And how can you get rid of family? You can’t. That’s why I think, in his situation, there is no way he’s turning it around. I mean, come on. He’s a grown man. They don’t give these huge contracts to kids. His main job is to stay out of trouble and he can’t do that, so I’d kick him out of the league.”

Weezy on Lebron becoming a Knick:

“LeBron James might as well go out with a Knicks jersey on at this point… LeBron is bigger than life, and Cleveland can’t hold him. He needs to be exactly what the world wants him to be, which is the biggest star on the biggest stage. Everybody is thinking it might be LeBron and Chris Bosh for the Knicks, but I’m thinking LeBron and Dwyane Wade could get together and decide to team up and win championships for the next ten years….you can’t count out the Nets. I’ve been telling people to watch out because Jay-Z might cut LeBron a personal check to come play in Jersey. You can’t rule out friendship.”

Weezy on Soccer:

“I was watching Manchester United play soccer against Villareal yesterday and man, Cristiano Ronaldo gets picked on a lot. But he stood up to them yesterday, and I respect that. My favorite player is Ronaldinho, though. He makes the game look effortless. He makes it possible for a person who doesn’t know the game to instantly know it just by watching him. A lot of Americans don’t really watch soccer, which is a shame, because it’s really exciting and once you get into it it’s pretty easy to stay with it.”