The Swarm
Ten 'Watch The Throne'-Type Collaborations We Hope Never Happen...
TDS Editors
Will the hype/success of Jay-Z and Kanye’s Watch The Throne unleash a barrage of “unlikely” cash-in collaborations? In case it does, here is a list of those we dread the most:
1. Korn and Skrillex: Oh, shit – that’s actually real! (See above)
2. Drake and John Mayer: White-supremacist penis + sensitive emo rapper = just gross.
3. Diplo and [fill in the blank]: That one just writes itself…
4. M.I.A. and Ariel Pink: Actually, that might be kind of awesome…
5. Michael Stipe and Morrissey: Both are so self-involved, they’d cancel each other out. But the vegan catering at the studio would be AMAZING.
6. Will.I.Am and Diplo: Is it fair to have two entries featuring Diplo?
7. Celine Dion and Shania Twain: Canadian cheese, manufactured by two chicks who had kids with old dudes.
8. Salem and Teengirl Fantasy: Witch house meets chillwave can be kind of a drag.
9. Owl City and whatever that dude’s name is from Postal Service/Dead Cab For Cutie: Attention music supervisors…
10. David Byrne and Brian Eno: See #1…
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